sonic1988 Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 since we are all talking about religion in this section (we can thank funkyspunky, or whatever that person's name was.) I got an e-mail today about jesus, it isn't offensive at all, so enjoy. :lolsign: EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother . 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian 1. He was at peace with nature. 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He talked about the Great Spirit. But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do. AMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbfprince Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 :kekeke: nice.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Admin Hero1 Posted December 8, 2005 Admin Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 hooray for stereotypes :ponder: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonasdk Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PeaceAngel Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Hahaha! :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Its JP Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Ha, thats pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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