Jazzy Julie vs J-O-E

[Da Brakes]

* 16 lines each

* 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this)

* Jazzy Julie to spit first

:bat:

[Jazzy Julie]

Took a long time off from battlin’, that don’t mean I’ve gotten weaker,

Too bad you got me in the first round Joe, now your futures lookin’ bleaker.

I don’t need practise to perfect my flow, I’m a natural,

You’ve gotta battle every chance you get and that’s factual.

I’ve won plently of times before, you cant even get past the first round,

We’re just lucky you don’t record your rhymes coz I couldn’t stand the sound.

I should really warn the new folks, I’m not new to this game,

I’m the dame who’ll take any guys that are lame.

If this were a job I’d be employed and you’d be a volunteer,

One of the few in this comp that has to wear a brassiere.

That’s what I’m assuming I don’t know what you do at a weekend,

It wouldn’t surprise me if you did, but I’ll leave that up to you to defend.

That’s if you dare reply to this, I probably wouldn’t bother,

Its just gonna be embarrassing, and you’ll go running to your mother.

Just like you did when we went and defeated your guild

I guess you get used to being a loser, your mum must be thrilled.

[J-o-e]

Now U beating me, well it's just a glitch

Ask me now why do I have to battle the bítch?

Should of stayed behind that mommy custume

Oh and what's that smell? Must be your perfume

Since your a scouse, whole family in one house

I'm gonna make u run away, like a little mouse

And by taking guys, I guess you mean to bed?

It's so simple for me to twist the words you said

I'm smart did I hit u in the heart with a dart?

When I lost intrest with your rap from the start

I'm not here being sexist, you can compete

Just don't have a period when I start to defeat

Liverfool? Ssh little girl I'm taking you to school

I like you better as a mommy, that's just cool

I did reply, why you lie? Julie stop, don't cry

I didn't know peroid pains can make u die?