Jonny 5 vs Lerkot

[Da Brakes]

* 16 lines each

* 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this)

* Jonny 5 to spit first

:bat:

[Lerkot]

speed it up jonny

[Jonny 5]

Lerkot, don't tell me to speed it up

My rhyme’s like an earthquake, be spillin' ya cup!

Roll out with the Gangster Crew Death

You make less sense than Shakey's Macbeth!

What's this about a forum library, extinct animals too?

What the hell is that about, exactly how weird are you?

Oh yeah, I almost forgot - the JJFP religion

You got shot down quicker than a clay pigeon!

Posting our pics up on that random other forum

Hello Mr. Mini-Potna, now where's your decorum?

Don't tell Julie about those puppies you kick

Next thing you know, your ass whopped by a chick!

[Lerkot]

Jonny, I see you spent long time studying my lifestory

But you had to stop earlier than expected because you got horny

and erected, and what? Callin me wierd? Thats because you're boring,

having the same name as a third of the population and a half of England

And its true, your girl my whop my ass cause she's the crazy old man on Sealand

I cant always see the difference between you and James

because you both create the same rage making fast forgotten posts on every single page

You look like a chicken combined with wolf, and Wolves sucks and chickens get fried

So what in the world says you aint alike?

One time I actually saw you post somethin interesting,

Aw sorry, wrong by me, it was disgusting!

You are just yellous of me makin the best music because its makes you swing

Everyday you visit the GCD thread again since you love it like Americans love Burger King

And then in the future you'll hear my voice go "ding ding dang ding ding da dading"

While you open this topic and analyze my easy win!