Lerkot Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 I had nothin to do once again so I put together this little text about the temple: The Temple People say that I am some kind of atheist But that aint true, I love Will Smith Will is the king of chess and the king in Chess Necessary for the game, even if he cant take many steps He can walk in all directions, versatility its called He doesnt kill, but he's still more important than all one, two, three, four, five, six, seven rap like Smith, sounds like heaven Is like heaven and to come close visit my temple The building where we accept Wills tempo Pray to the statue and it will love you And make good music, better than the greatest stew So whats a day in the temple like, you ask Well if you visit, we got coke, so I'll give you a glass And at the door we got my friend who let you pass Behind the huge statue, we got me, licking some ass! Naaah, Im just kidding Everybody gets a glass of coke and a piece of FP-cake The temple is 100 meters high and 100 meters wide and in the fridge, maid Will Senior, we got some pie The prayers are rapped old JJFP verses But this time, the lyrics are rewritten to third person We also got another room, with souvenirs a picture of when FP becomes new rapper of the year The temple needed silence, so instead I showed my room From range it looked good, but then you start to zoom At the wall, you see something, making you say Jesus Christ Its the biggest picture you ever seen, and it shows Tim Price! You got speakers in every corner, screaming Yazzy Yeff And for the first time, you wish you were deaf! Its time to go home and you are waiting at the station Oh God, there's Will and he's performing with the Zulu nation! You act like you aint nervous, so you step to him silent You ask a question, and he tells you to be quiet The ground is hard, but you fall on your knees You scream and cry, answer my questions please You continue; please, let me take you on my romantic carriage so I can bring you to Lerkot, and you can get married! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny 5 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Amen. Haha, funny one Lerkot... liked the analogy with the king in chess, that was interesting... lmao at the Tim reference :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members maddblokk Posted January 14, 2006 Members Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 lerklot you are soo ugly! u look like my sh*t with c*m on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerkot Posted January 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 You often cum at your **** and then sit there and watch it? Or is it your boyfriend who cums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted January 14, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 can i get a restraining order over here? :paperbag: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigie Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) nice text there man!..hey don't answer to the crap said. EDIT: this guy was banned before right? Edited January 14, 2006 by Luigie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart5 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Starting up the JJFP religion again Lerkot? :2thumbs: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigie Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) hey hey..do one text bout a JJFP statue, a few ppl know wat i'm talkin about :kekeke: Edited January 14, 2006 by Luigie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceAngel Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 "The temple needed silence, so instead I showed my room From range it looked good, but then you start to zoom At the wall, you see something, making you say Jesus Christ Its the biggest picture you ever seen, and it shows Tim Price! You got speakers in every corner, screaming Yazzy Yeff And for the first time, you wish you were deaf!" I almost wet my pants when I read that!! :rofl: :rofl: I love it man!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cristigolo Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 real nice man. and what's up with that sexual deviant over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash trey Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 I love this. Plz get this recorded. Its about time the gangsta death crew resurfaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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