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JJFP Solo Freestyle Battle Final V: Joe vs Schnazz


Hero1

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15 members have voted

  1. 1. who won?

    • J-o-e
      6
    • Schnazz
      9


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So Schnazz we meet in the final confrontation

Lay out my frustration, when I win in celebration

Ur disses make me sleep, mine make u weep

Regard u as cheap while I ride in a new jeep

And if u do steal this competition, it will be luck

I can piss u off, make u look like a real schmuck

I geuss Ur Jack Nickleson in the Cuckoo's Nest

A pest problem, not hard for me to get rid of the rest

U claim to be smart, but U've got no heart

Homie I knew I beat u since the very start

My ambition is just to get u to sit and listen

A Rap Expedition destroying my oppisition

I can curse but that would make things worse

Knowing only one of us are leaving in a hearse

But I can't complain, I caused all the pain

All ur init for is fame, I'm init for the rap game

So slow down because u may never know

But ur too weak b!tch, weak flow, never blow

Not in a million years, I'd shed blood tears

Before i'd let this dude destroy all my peers

What else can I say to ya? I'm too off the wall

Might aswell have a sick call because u gonna fall

Without me being here, congrats u would win

But unlucky man, time to ring ur next of kin

Shouldn't of been born drink a bit of whiskey

U can never diss me, If I leave u would miss me

How can I come this far, without killing this

Every bar I spit everyone knows i'm thrilling this

So before U even spit ur verse, ur dying

With any cuss u bring at me, he's just lying

Become a priest, go and talk on the podium

Just know all of these haters, I be holding em...

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Naw, no podium for me, that's too small scale

The mountain top is where I blaze the trail

I issue my decrees from under palm trees

And watch as I'm surrounded by devotees

I'm a hip-hop prophet, you'll never stop it

You thinken you can beat me? You best drop it

I need no assistance, I always go the distance

I bring it so strong, I spit worlds into existence

A wave of wisdom rips from my lips

My quips eclipse the best manuscripts

I can see you glower, you know Knowledge Is Power

And I'm the Hercules, causing all kids to cower

I crumble the pillars of you wanna-be killers

With your wack rhymes made with nothen but filler

You're a twinkie to the mind of all of mankind

Your words leave fundamental truths maligned

When I arrive all hope has revived

In that faith that hip-hop will always survive

When I shine I don't turn water to wine

My Lyrical Miracle is how I'm divine

I always meditate on how to win each debate

That's why I leave you irate at the fact that I'm great

Are you having a flash back cuz of this brash flack?

Is your sky falling cus of this killer bash track?

Is your ambition flat, your heart on the mat?

Let me explain to you why I'm All That

I'll never sever my faith in hip-hop

Ever clever, my mind goes non-stop

I'm bringing ringing to every party I rock

Winging singing I tear up the block

Folks're quitin sittin soon as my rhymes drop

Gettin smitten with my love for the top

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That was terrible, I'll put u down to shame

Then sit back and laugh at what u became

U really think this rap game is that damn easy

Can't please me because I know ur sleazy

And if ur so great, Can I please just debate

That u rhyme the same line, so don't hate

I'm better than u, let's leave it at that

And why is the hip hop u speak of so whack

U really need to think, I'm not a JP

And I'll slap u if u think I'm Cozmo D

I'll destroy u in a matter of a few verbs

U must smoke the herbs mixing up ur words

And that lyrical miracle got u so cynical

My rhymes to urs are easily subliminal

Maybe I'm the rap criminal, what u lookin 4

Spitting to the core, let me give u a rap tour

It started it the eighties, I think u knew that

But the difference is, I know that u blew that

U see it doesn't take time to make a rhyme

Must be thinking ur sinking onto cloud nine

So I apologyze for ur lies u effected on us

But u must see that I was expected to bust

It's a shame that u came so far to just fall

If I was u i'd be beating my head aganist a wall

U live in the states, u know all about independance

Stand in line for war, fighting for attendance

What I don't get is that u supposed to be a master

But homie I can diss u slow, and do it a bit faster

So before u give all the talk, please just show me

Homie u don't know me so please just blow me

I'll move in silence, until the cover is blown

Make ya girl moan like giving a dog a bone

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Why oh why do your rhymes go awry?

You try and try, but it just makes you cry

I have an idea, but I don't think you'll like this

Though if I didn't inform you, I'd be remiss

Pull out a pen and pad so you can take notes on this

Study hard so you can learn what I wrote on this

You don't have what it takes to create hot rap

You could rhyme for twenty years and still be wack

You lack vocabulary to spit diversely

You have no skill to spit smack tersely

Time after time you avoid the analogy

And your lack of metaphors is quite a tragedy

Perhaps if you didn't lack any imagination

You'd have some salvation for rhythmatic creation

But your frustration shows your lack of education

It's not a lack of preparation or determination

That caused the formation of your verbal constipation

The revelation is that you're a rap abomination

And your presentation reveals this situation

Take my recommendation and find another vocation

You flow like Stephen Hawking and you don't look much betta'

You're as bright as Georgie Bush with the life of a Loretta

You're as cool as Vanilla Ice and as tough as Wacko Warner

And your hair looks about as good as Barts dad Homer

You're as stable as Eminem as mature as Curley Sue

And even Elton John gets more girls than you

You're just a simple laugh, much like comic strips

And your skills are as evident as a chickens lips

You have as much soul as a zombie in a coma

And the stench of failure is your charming aroma

You make music that's as bad as Air Supply

And Hero's mom says you’re hung like a fly

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vote vote vote!

i thought schnazz killed joe in the first verse..but then joe was better in the second verses.. overall still give it to schnazz.. i was surprised no1 mentioned the battle mod in this tho hahaha

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i had to go with joe, i just thought his lyrical wordplay was better, schnazz did a great job on the first verse though

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i thought this was sum sick flow from schnazz...

I'll never sever my faith in hip-hop

Ever clever, my mind goes non-stop

I'm bringing ringing to every party I rock

Winging singing I tear up the block

Folks're quitin sittin soon as my rhymes drop

Gettin smitten with my love for the top

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