Admin Hero1 Posted March 4, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 man she did impress, her hips sway furiously little luxuriously, carries herself like the cutest most pretties thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFly Posted March 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 That's when I decided she the one, and I'd have to give her a ring I know it's crazy, but it's done, I'm about to do the damn thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 4, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 like rev run said lets get married I'm at the altar, wasnt swept off the feet, damn near carried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFly Posted March 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 And as we said our vows, I smiled and held her hand... But it was then I realized I didn't know her last name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 4, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 perhaps vegas wasn't the best location for these fun and games who are you dear? oh **** im marrying britney spears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFly Posted March 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 If this were Brittney from 3 years ago, this would be just fine But this is Brittney now, 2006, she's married to Kevin Federline... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 4, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Thats a bad sign, but I met Kevin and he wanted to drop a rhyme get on my rap album he said, you can have britneys bed its not outta line dont worry about baby seats she drives with the baby everytime so now im stuck in a 3 way marriage, its kool tho britney pays every dime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFly Posted March 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 So now I move in into Brittney's, and everything's cool The house is huge, central air, and she's got a huge pool But the fact that I have to share her really makes things worse To tell the truth, I really don't care that Kevin saw her first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-o-e Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Them songs she sings she deserves to be in a hearse That's the real reason on Will song he does a curse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 4, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 So now its me, Britney and Kevin headin down Sunset Strip radio bumpin, paparazzi snappin and goldie hawn givin us lip when all of a sudden from out of the darkness comes the one and only, yep his royal dadness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-o-e Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Oh snap, Britney just cheated on her man I geuss that's another marriage in the can Oppsey Daisy, Britney done it once again She got drunk, on a whole bottle of hen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 4, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 essey, special blend ya see see so tipsy shes out of her clothes now, pole dancin up in here completely exposed now see I dont oppose the role of the hoes now but we chillin in a retirement home and grandpas proposed now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-o-e Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Spends the rest of her days telling her story Telling everyone how she fu*cked up her glory But she's crazy, mouth dribbling, no words The real dumb thing is, she only sings verbs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 4, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 and when I say britney singing naa I ain't been drinking but last girl I dated I'm not kidding started doin hoe downs when she was caught lip syncing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-o-e Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 And what about kevin, well he hung himself Because Brit Brit when crazy with her wealth He was broke, no one gave him a smoke He missed his chance, then he's just choked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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