MaxFly Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 (edited) Add your favorite "Yo Mama" joke here.... I'll start... Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Edited March 12, 2006 by MaxFly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 12, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I see you didn't have the guts to go through with this :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snoopygal Posted March 12, 2006 Members Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Okay....here goes! :yeah: Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows! Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!" Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving! Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept! :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic1988 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I hope that this one isn't too local but: yo mama is so fat you gotta take the 4 train to grand central, take the shuttle, and transfer to the 1, to get to the good side of the b^%#@! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceAngel Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Yo mama's so fat, the only time she sees 90210 is when she steps on the scale! :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreik Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 (edited) yo mama is so ugly, she make onions cry yo mama is so ugly she makes freddy krugger have nightmares :wiggle: Edited March 12, 2006 by andreik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bigmac Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 yo mamma so fat she got run-over by a freight train and didnt know what hit her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snoopygal Posted March 12, 2006 Members Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles! :kekeke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnazz Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 You've all heard it a dozen times, but it's still my favorite. Your momma's like a door knob, EVERYBODY get's a turn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFly Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I see you didn't have the guts to go through with this :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: It was up there originally, but I had to change it. Someone was bound to get hurt, and I would have felt bad if that had happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 12, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I see you didn't have the guts to go through with this :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: It was up there originally, but I had to change it. Someone was bound to get hurt, and I would have felt bad if that had happened. If you clearly state at the beginning of the post that it is a bit of fun and it is not intended to hurt anyones feelings I'm sure it would go down quite well :sipread: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Your momma's so stupid she failed a blood test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cristigolo Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 don't mean to insult sumone this is from a game diss you suck like yo momma in the third row of my truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turntable Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 You`r moma is so fat, when she went to schoo she sat next to everybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fresh_from_sofia Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Your momma's so stupid she voted for bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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