sonic1988 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 (edited) Your momma's so stupid she voted for bush :rofl: yo mama is like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw. Edited March 12, 2006 by sonic1988 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerkot Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Your mother dont know who Chuck Norris is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trey Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 (edited) Yo moma so fat she put on a rain yellow rain coat and some guy yelled taxi! Edited April 19, 2006 by Trey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcpbball30 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yo mama is so fat that when she went swimming, all the whales sang "We are family, even when you're bigger than me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VAsFinestRenagade Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 yo momma is so fat, she sweats butter and syrup, she as a full time job at IHOP wippin pancakes on her forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving! did you get this from white men cant jump?? cause thats where i heard it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trey Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Your mama is so fat she tried out for the movie "Indiana Jones" and she got the part of the boulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamF Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale in the doctor's office and the doctor said I didn't ask for your phone number Yo mama so stupid she got run over by a parked car Yo mama so stupid when she puts a quarter in a parking meter she yells hey where's my gumball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trey Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yo momma's got so much hair on her upper lip that she has to braid it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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