Song about programmers

[Schnazz]

So this is a song about programmers, so if you aren't a programmer, you probably won't appreciate it... at all. But I figure there could be a programmer or two lurking around here, so I'm posting it. It's a remake of a Gilbert and Sullivan song (Major General) or for the less sophisticated individual, such as myself, it's a remake of an Animainiacs song (Cartoon Individual)

I am the very model of an elitist Software Engineer

My Kung-Fu is wicked fast, the code I write is very clear

I've master many languages, compiler theory I have read

From C++ to Python scripts but not Cobol cuz it is dead

I can debug any crash I see always in two minutes flat

Add a data-break and check the heap, I've got techniques all down pat

If all else fails, I'm out of clues, and I really have hit the wall

There's one last trick, in my bag, I go and do a Rebuild All

I sleep all day and code all night drinking Mountain Due by the case

The only break that I take is a couple hours to watch Office Space

Then I go back to my darkened room with a couple Twinkies in my hand

And before I code I go download the torrent of my favorite band

I always shower once a month, but thats ok cuz I never date

When I meet a girl I say nothing because I find I can't relate

I just go home and fire up my latest clips of Pr0n downloads

Then I scrutinize my sorry life and then decide to write this ode

Because:

My Kung-Fu is wicked fast, the code I write is very clear

I am the very model of an elitist Software Engineer

[mfuqua23]

Your a programmer and I'm not. When it comes to "pro-gram-ming" with such a thing, I have no idea. So in reading this, I have no idea. And that means it's good.

[Da Brakes]

Good stuff Schnazz! Very different as well! :thumbsup: