Office Dares!

[Da Brakes]

How many points can you get today?:

One Point Office Dares

(1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

(2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

(3) Ignore the first five people who say "good morning" to you.

(4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

(5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

(6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

(7) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

(8) While riding in the lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

Three Point Office Dares

(1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

(2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."

(3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

(4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

(5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

Five Point Office Dares

(1) At the end of a meeting suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

(2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing frustration, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

(3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

(4) After every sentence say "mon" in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

(5) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

(6) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

(7) At lunchtime get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."

(8) In a colleague's diary write in: "10 am - See how I look in tights".

(9) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

(10) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that? "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

(11) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why say, "I can't talk about it."

(12) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

(13) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very important conference call.

(14) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

(15) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

(16) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smash each biscuit with your fist.

(17) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

(18) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

And if that wasn't enough for you . . .

(1) At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

(2) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask "Do you want fries with that?"

(3) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN".

(4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine additions, switch to espresso.

(5) In the subject field for all your e-mails, write "FOR S***** FAVOURS".

(6) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

(7) Don't use any punctuation.

(8) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

(9) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

(10) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[thePrince]

So how many points do you get given if you get fired as a result of attempting the above?

[Da Brakes]

:rofl:

I guess getting fired wouldn't make it that fun wouldit!

[Mike]

whats the point hahaha

you should like win something with these points, trade them in for something.

[3cookies]

oh man... i laughed histerically at a few of them...

If i were to do any of it, I would do a combination...so this is how I would do it...

I would wear the military fatigues to work, walk sideways to a photocopier. Signal the end of a conversation, clamp my hands over my ears and grimace, then at the end of a meeting suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem AND launch into it myself. LOL.. Put mosquito netting around my work area, an Play a tape of jungle sounds all day... lastly, when i go on lunch, instead of going thru my phone looking 4 sumone to talk to an hour, i would sit in my car, with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars..just to see if they slow down.

LOL..

i would prolly lose my job... :3-laugh3:

peace,

cookie

Edited June 15, 2006 by 3cookies

[Vipa]

The funny thing is, if i did that at the office I worked at last year, they'd all laugh along with me :3-laugh3:

[MaxFly]

Half of those would lose me my job. The other half would lose me the friends I've made... Which actually isn't that important... lol

[Trey]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jazzy Julie]

i could actually get away with a few things on that list, we often to weird things to pass the time and to lighten the mood.

great list tho lol.