Big Willie Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 (edited) Summertime pitched this idea to me, so naturally I ran with it. A Parody of "Parents..." about the spammers on WS.com. I've posted it over there and caused quite a stir, was that wrong of me? :lolsign: Oh well, let me know what ya think. :2thumbs: Big Willie - Spammers Just Dont Understand You know spammers are the same No matter time nor place They don't realize the things they say Is just a disgrace So to all the members all across the land MODs just try to argue Spammers just don't understand I remember one time When Lost & Found was just dropping They were spamming, disrupting, annoying oh, excreting and downright disturbing Loretta style by far We headed downtown to give the MODs a call Then Brandon started bugging with the topics he chose I didn't say nothing at first I just prayed that he’d go They say, "What's wrong? I’m talking to a stranger” We say, "Y’all, this site is wack and your making it a danger" The next 8 months was the same old thing Spammers re-posting topics from 1963 And then they lost their minds and did the ultimate I asked them who Jeff was and they said “From Fresh Prince?” I said, "Yo, what are you doing, you'll ruin Wills rep" They said, "He’s only 37, he don't have a rep yet" I said, "Come on yo, can we take about Fresh Prince" They said "No, we come her to cyber not for a Will Smith show" I said, "This isn't about Oprah, come on y’all, he’s an rapper” And please stop the comparisons towards other actors But if you don't want to I can live with that, but You gotta stop with the posting of ya weak a$$ tracks They didn’t move and everything stayed the same Inevitably the more spammers just came I thought I could get over, I tried a new trick But my MODs said, "No, no way, uh-uh, forget it" There was nothing I could do, I tried to react I got stressed whilst reading all the spamming crap And when I returned, it was just as I thought They were cracking up laughing at the topics they brought And those who weren't laughing still had a ball Because they were joining in spamming Just out of pre-school Log on e-mail and told the MODs how the day went They said, "If they were spamming we’ll just leave them, "So they’ll do it again" For the next six months I tried to explain to the MODs The site was gonna have to go through this about 2 million more times So to all the members all across the land MODs just try to argue Spammers just don't understand Oh-kay, I want this situation.. The MODs go away on a week's vacation and Leave me the keys to the Will Smith forum Would they mind? Umm, well, of course not I'll just ban a few to begin And maybe delete some topics bring spam to an end I'll just leave the posts that are good Well, maybe I shouldn't Yeah, of course I should Pay attention as I clean up the spot And delete all topics saying “Will Smiths hot” That's when I saw another Loretta started squawking I picked up my keyboard and typed “You better get to walking” You should've seen the amount of member suspensions I called them all idiots just to get their attention They said, "Was that to us?" I said, "Yeah" They said, "Why?" I said, "I’m the boss of this place so say your goodbyes” They said, "Why do you act like a dick? Why’d you have to embarrass us in public?" I said, "C'mon fool – with this place I quit - It’s a shame that Will Smith has a forum like this" I wanted to leave but decided to stay The site was once looking good, but its dead today - word I hit the ban button, this site is a dive We banned two BigMacs, and he acted surprised I kicked this dude off he’s out the back door He said, "Drive thru food turns me on" They put more spam on screen, I deleted the trash They almost got whiplash, they got banned so fast The topics were open, the hormones were high And this girl's minds were creepy but so where the guys They try to get the number on the plates of his car I guess that's why Will keeps his distance far Y’all need to stop all the information that’s false Before you all end up in court (court) When we get new members they’re scared as hell I said, "I’m not a moderator but I ban very well, spammer" Will almost had a heart attack that day Come to find all his fans are twelve-year-old runaways With another message, his album downloaded There was no way for them to avoid being scolded But these kids don’t know anything about his movies “What’s his phone number? Can someone give it to me?” The MODs walked in I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Marz, man, how was your trip?" They didn't speak I said, "I’ve reinvented the place" The MODs were depressed from the look on their face That was a hard week’s work, then the MODs started crying They looked burnt - They were leaving and considered retiring I can't believe it, this site is a disgrace Well spammers are the same no matter time nor place So to all the members all across the land Take it from me Spammers just don't understand Edited July 8, 2006 by Big Willie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnazz Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Ahahahahahaha! That's great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viber_91 Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! That was so freakin' funny Big Willie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted July 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 :lolsign: Thanks Y'all :2thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 thats brillient. i was literally laughing out loud all thru. im gonna make a trip to ws.com and see what they make of it haha. :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted July 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 (edited) BigMac wasnt too impressed with the diss towards him and made this Switch Remix as a response :lolsign: Edited July 8, 2006 by Big Willie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Great job! :2thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted July 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Cheers Brakes :2thumbs: Any other comments? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWillieFan01 Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Ha ha ha. Very funny. Great work :2thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash trey Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Lol, this was perfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted July 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Thanks guys.... Funnily enough, I really enjoyed writing this :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trey Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 (edited) That was dope and true! Great job Big Willie! :rofl: :2thumbs: Edited July 9, 2006 by Trey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic1988 Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Oh man that's so funny!! :rofl: here's the instrumental to parents. you gotta download this and play it while you read the song. http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?acti...DBA975E5E9B9C26 some of ya'll may have this already, I think I uploaded it a while ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted July 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Thanks guys :2thumbs: BigMac wasnt impressed with this part... I hit the ban button, this site is a dive We banned two BigMacs, and he acted surprised I kicked this dude off he’s out the back door He said, "Drive thru food turns me on" And just for good measure he sent me this soundclip via MSN :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 lol he doesnt sound old enough to be using that sort of language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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