viber_91 Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 (edited) Finally! :rofl: :rofl: http://newsblaze.com/story/200608281113010...S/Business.html Bronzed baby shoes are out, and bronzed baby poop is in, for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as they celebrate baby's "first poop." The commemoration of baby Suri Cruise's first poop strives to be the evidence of her existence for a public yet to see photos of the superstar couple's four month old infant. Suri Cruise's commissioned bronzed baby poop goes on display August 30th at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district and will be offered on eBay with the proceeds to benefit the March of Dimes. Suri's bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. "Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby's first meal of solid food may be a baby's first meal at the dinner table," said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family." Suri's bronzed baby poop will be exhibited under a display case until the eBay auction ends, explains Kesting, but he admits they've commissioned artist Daniel Edwards to produce a limited edition plaster replica. Casting of the baby poop with a bronze finish and mounted on a base that includes a brass plate engraved with baby Suri's name, comes at a time when Tom Cruise is increasingly known for his eccentricity. Capla Kesting assures the trend for bronzing baby poop isn't so eccentric and simply follows the popularity of the critically acclaimed children's book, "Everybody Poops." The gallery says it supports Tom Cruise's and Katie Holmes's decision to withhold images of baby Suri from the public, though gossip magazines speculate the reason may be that Suri may be deformed. The gallery asserts its bronzed baby poop reinforces claims, made after celebrity sightings of Suri, that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a healthy baby. Reception for Suri's bronzed baby poop and presentation of the proceeds raised by Capla Kesting Fine Art for March Of Dimes will be held September 8th from 6:00 to 9:00 at 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn. The gallery can be reached at www.caplakesting.com or by phone at 917-650-3760. Edited September 1, 2006 by viber_91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Thats just nasty!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpinJack AJ Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Yes, there are stupid people in this world. I wazn't convinced until now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 so how much do you think i could get for it??????????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 so how much do you think i could get for it??????????????????????? Whatever floats your boat!! :leaving: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 hahahahahahahaha!!!! imagine when Suri brings her first boyfriend home and her parents bring out the baby poop, i thought naked photos were bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turntable Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Thats how a guy goes from Hollywood's number one to the number one joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant1 Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 omg, now thats just plain sick!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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