Members Eugen80 Posted October 2, 2006 Members Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Hey peps! How are u all doing today? I have found a few minutes ago this humoros story. I want to post it here.. I hope you'll like it! Welfare Client A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes. but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours. meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage . The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bull****tin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." thank u people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etherspinner Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 excellent!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 :lol: Welcome to the board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 lmao i love it. Welcome to the board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhunagar Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 lol .. nice one .. welcome aboard :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerkot Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Good one, would have been pretty embarrasing if the joke sucked :P Welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turntable Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 lol thats great. welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Willie Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Now thats comedy Welcome to the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamF Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 :lol: welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic1988 Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 (edited) lol, that's funny :lol: Edited October 2, 2006 by sonic1988 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Tiger Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 I will not be tricked into welcoming you to the board as I don't think you'll be back. Funny joke though. God Blessa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnazz Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 The Young Republicans are in the house! :lolsign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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