Da Brakes Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfuqua23 Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Haha, these were funny. Where did you find these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevTastic Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Thinks i've seen these before, but they are class. Nice one Brakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted October 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Haha, these were funny. Where did you find these? It was posted on my old uni American Football team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? i can do it with my mouth closed but i have to pull a funny expression, i think it opens your eyes wider so u can get it on without smearing it on your lower lid. So now u know lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxFly Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Lol, good ones. I can answer a few of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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